You can’t always get what you want, even when it’s your birthday. ┬áDiscordian Films’s entry in the 2017 Baltimore 48 Hour Film Project.

About the film

Discordian does it again!  This time, the elements were:

  • Fish out of water
  • Chad Lattice, climate scientist
  • Ice cream scoop
  • “That’s what I thought.”




Darrel Joe Dzikiewicz
Steve Samuel Kopel
Rhonda Liana Olear
Bartender Alison Hadley
Chad Lattice William Hadley
The STEM Clown Emily H. Gilson
Stripper Marcia Litt
Mom Maggie Croghan
Party boy Brady Croghan
Party boy Andrew-Tai Le
Party boy Derek Watters


Director Joe Dzikiewicz
Producer Mikki Barry
Assistant director Paul Zimmermann
Assistant producer Covert Beach
Director of Photography Lori Olson
Screenwriter Maggie Croghan
Lighting Seain Gutridge
Sound Chris Hom
Editors Joe Dzikiewicz
Mikki Barry
Graphics Karen Fletcher
Clapper operator Brady Croghan
Craft services Julie Dzikiewicz
Minion Camrin Emmons